In the Basilica of Santa Maria in Rome, there’s a skull in a box and it is said to belong to St. Valentine. And if the proliferation of #antivalentine hashtags on Twitter is any indication, there are a great many people around the world who want nothing more than to see St. Valentine beheaded again.

Other Press knows that scalloped hearts and lace doilies don’t say what you feel, and we’re here to make your Valentine’s Day a little brighter.

Head over to Twitter or Facebook and caption the #antivalentine image we have up for a chance to win a copy of Yasmina Reza’s brilliant Happy Are the Happy.


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